onsdag 20. oktober 2010

And he whipped her ass and made his servant suck him at the same time.

Just when all the children had been sodomized..

Yea?

John Locke is here sair!

Really, send them in.

Hm?

Lock sir.
Find him.

Right.
Da da Ra.

Yea John!
Have ar ew doin?

Find sir.
Fine.
Mal.

The cook is suppering something.
Want any?

No sir.

The clock is trigering mista.

Yea, sir.

It's very difficult to understand.
We have two eyes you know?

Yes sir.

But only one butt.

Right.

de Sade writes "Fuck my eyes", do you have any idea what he means mister Locke?

No idea whatsoever sir.

Right!
We have some problems to solve.
Any suggestions?

None soever, mister.

So, then.
Hm, dara...

tap tap tap.

snirk snirk snirk.

twip twip twip.

scratz.

scraaaaatz.

Well.
We have muslims, Egypt, Usa, France Italy, Russia, Isis.

Isis sir?

And.....we have the germans.
Screw the germans.
Yawn.
We have Stonehedge.
Good old Shakespeare, solved it all the old pimp.
Hahaha!

Heheh.

We have also the Netherlands.
We have to hide them somewhere along with Easterisland.

Hm.

No what the fuck shall we do with Jesus!
(gråter)

No idea sir.

Well, we have to begin somewhere.
Aaaaaaaaaaaah.

Gulp.

What time is it?
Oh! Hehehe. Nein.
Germans solved!

What...?

The cock did the trick. Listen.
We pretend the Stonehedge is yer e in Locke and move it to the front, what have we got?

John Peel sir?

No.

Clock.

Yea.

Ticking clock.
Moving without moving.
Nothing.
None whatsoever.

The tlick is Cocking.
Stonehedge - sovlved.
Usa - New York - Libby - holding a cock. Solved. A new cock.
France. 4 eyes. But.

A cock.

Absolutely.
Russia - Dos two jevskij.
Tools and toy. Solved.

Shop an Hour.

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En time går.

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How did you nite the jews sir?

Oh that!
I just United them!

And the muslims?

I prevented them from doing any homosexual stuff.
That should do the trick.

And Twin Towers?

Tlick cocking.

Munch Museet?

Tlick cocking.

Stavanger?

Tlick cocking.

Plivatlivets fred?

Tlick cocking.

Securitass?

Tlick cocking.

Suicide bombers?

Tlick cocking.

Female suicide bombers?

Tlick cocking.
With a clock.

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